Daddy : you know that rice and noodles are the same? cos both are carbo.

Me : orh. yeah. i know.

Mummy : I think I must eat rice la, if not I will have headache.

Me : what?! first time hear this excuse!

Mummy : noooo, really, lack of sugar what, rice give sugar.

Me : Rice give carbo la!

Mummy : same la!

Daddy : if like that, all the chinese people go to America, will die, because no rice.

just like some indian workers don't want to work because no curry and rice.

must take rifle there and shoot them.

WTFFFF. HAHAHAHAHA.